Random moments to prove I may be insane

I am constantly saying things that are quite clever and/or witty and really when it comes down to it you either think I'm hilarious or I'm insane. There is no middle point.

I like to think I'm as funny/witty and random as Lorelai from Gilmore Girls. I think she's rather awesome and if you don't agree, you obviously haven't watched the show as often as I have.

Starting to get off topic.

A couple nights ago we were making something with rice for dinner and Kagun said something that made me respond by saying that I would trow rice at him...I then followed it up with "and then birds will explode" he laughed (he gets me, obviously). My train of thought of course being that you can no longer throw rice at weddings because when birds eat rice, supposedly they explode. Even though we were not outside and we do not own a bird this seemed to be perfectly logical to me.

Like I said, either funny or insane.

You decide.